I'm not sure this planet is safe, Bobby, it's got active volcanos and a radio tower.

Vintage novelty print kid's handkercheif. It would be a shame to blow your nose on it, wouldn't it. I have a number of novelty print handkerchiefs and they languish in the drawer in favor of large white cotton handerkerchiefs from the 99 cent store. Not only can I blow my nose on 'em, they are big enough to serve as a white flag if I ever need to surrender in a shoot-out.

But I love the idea of having the perfect novelty print handkerchief in my purse. One that I could lend to a friend in tears, or dab my forehead, or some such.