Loving the Low Country in the Windmills of My Mind. Fabulous Netherlandish print for your nether regions.

Windmills? Check. Tulips? You betcha. And women in those Dutch hats that point up on the sides (what the hell are those called, this keeps coming up): oh yeah.

It is a mere $14.95. Alas, it’s a child’s size. The biggest the waist will go is 22”. Are you super petite? Do you have a little niece who loves novelty prints and longs collect the entire world on circle skirts? (Uncle Monty, I'm a 28" waist, just in case you find yourself at the flea market this weekend and you see a beauty like this one.)